The Day I Went Phishing With My Pastor

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It was just like any other day in the IT department when the emails started coming in to random staff members from our teaching pastor. I began to receive messages from multiple staff asking if the included message was really from David. After a quick glance at the gmail address, and the poor grammar, it was obvious that this was a phishing attempt. It was then that I decided to have a little fun with “David”.  Below is how the email correspondence transpired. *Some names have been changed to protect the innocent

Subject: GOD BLESS YOU BETH

I need a favor from you, please email me back as soon as possible.

Hope to hear from you soon.

Blessings,

David

Sent from iPhone

The staff member replied prior to informing me. Mainly because it could have something do with this weeks service.

Sure, how can I help you?

– Beth

 

Good to hear from you, How are you? Its my niece birthday and  I need to get her an iTunes gift card that I promised her as

a birthday gift but I can’t do this right now because I’m currently busy checking on a friend at the hospital. Can you get

it from any store around you? I’ll pay you back .

Blessings,

David

Sent from my iPhone

It was at this point that “Beth” forwarded the email and the fun began. I replied back to both “Beth” and fake David.

David,

Beth caught me as I’m heading out the door. I can grab one for you. How much do you want on it? How old is your niece?

Matt Pugh
-Assistant to the Director of Weekend Host Teams

You’ll note that I am, in fact, NOT the Assistant to the Director of Weekend Host Teams, but I didn’t want it to be noticed that IT had been involved. “Beth” is the Director of Weekend Host Teams so it only made sense that I’d be running her errands. I also figured a nod to the Office was in order since we were going down this rabbit trail.

Thanks Matt.

-Beth

I had “Beth” reply all to make it look legit and that I was helping her out. When a few minutes had past and I hadn’t heard anything from Fake David, I decided to add a sense of urgency into the correspondence.

Pulling into Target now. Gonna be here a few minutes so let me know how much you want on it.

Sent from mobile
After another minute or two he responded.
Thanks MATT,$100 is okay for her and can you please help me scratch the back of the card to reveal the pin, then take a
snap shot of the back showing the pin and have it sent to me.
Blessings,
David
Sent from my iPhone
And here we go……

Sounds good. I’m having to pick up some Depends for my Great Dane. Can you be praying for us as we are dealing with many of his health issues.

What color of card do you want?

Sent from my mobile

Blue

Blessings,
David
Sent from my iPhone

They’re all out of blue. I’m going to head over to bestbuy to see what they have there.

Sent from my mobile

Then get any color

Blessings,
David
Sent from my iPhone

At target or bestbuy? I’m already in the car.

Sent from my mobile

Buy any color okay

Blessings,
David
Sent from my iPhone

Ok, at bestbuy now. Do you want 1 $100 or 5 $20s?

Sent from my mobile

Single $100 would be better

Blessings,
David
Sent from my iPhone

Wow, they sell your book here. Did you know that?

Sent from my mobile

Really that’s great

Blessings,
David
Sent from my iPhone

Ok, they’ve got a pink one here. Do you want to sign up for the rewards program?

Sent from my mobile

Get it now an help me scratch the back of the card to reveal the pin, then take a

snap shot of the back showing the pin and have it sent to me now .
Blessings,
David
Sent from my iPhone

Sorry, got distracted by the gopros. In line to check out.

Sent from my mobile

Okay am waiting for you

Blessings,
David
Sent from my iPhone

Ok, I’m checked out. Picked up your book too. 😉

Sent from my mobile
please help me scratch the back of the card to reveal the pin, then take a
snap shot of the back showing the pin and have it sent to me. okay
Blessings,
David
Sent from my iPhone

You’re not going to believe this, some guy just ran by and grabbed the bag out of my hand. But I got a picture first, so use it quick.

walmart gift receipt Best of I Itunes GiftCard Amazon & other t card in Exchange for

Sent from my mobile

Yeah, I googled the above pic.

Thank you

Blessings,
David
Sent from my iPhone

Did it work?

Sent from my mobile

The card have been use

Blessings,
David
Sent from my iPhone

Oh man, the guy that grabbed it must have used it already. I can head back in to get another one.

Sent from my mobile

Okay send it to me when you are  in the store an wait for me to email you back

Blessings,
David
Sent from my iPhone
He apparently doesn’t want me to leave the store the second time around for fear that the same thief will return to swipe another card before he can get the numbers.
At this point I was completely shocked that he hadn’t caught on yet. So I decided to call it a day and reveal what my position really was and that I was on to him from the beginning.

Have you ever seen those scenes in shows where they keep the criminal on the phone for just long enough to figure out where they’re calling from? Well you can do something similar with IP addresses and email. Game on Bro. Game on.

Ps. Don’t mess with us again!

Matt Pugh
Information Technology Director

Now, was that really going on this whole time? Obviously not, but I figured if the guy would believe that I was buying Depends for my incontinent great dane, then he would probably believe I was figuring out where he was.

Not sure if he was still clueless, playing the role, or calling my bluff, but he finished up with:

Meaning what Matt

Blessings,
David
Sent from my iPhone
 It was at that point that I blocked his email address on our exchange server. Goodbye fake David, it was nice talking to you.
If you’ve ever had a similar situation, comment below. If you haven’t, during your next phishing attempt, take the time to let the perp get to know you.
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Capitalizing on the Story

Good press is hard to come by for churches, and generating it pretty tricky I would imagine. But here seems to be a simple formula that makes sense (feedingthepuppy.com).  

“It’s a way to explain what sort of reverberations you may expect from the verb, the thing you do.  The letters stand for…
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For the past couple of years our Student Ministry has done a haunted house around Halloween.  This past year I had the pleasure of helping out with it.  They do a great job of documenting what has been done and capitalizing on the reverberations of these events. Here’s the recap video from the 2010 Terror Maze:

What have we done as a church or church body that we can capitalize on the story of? It’s like doubling your return on investment. Thanksgiving outreach? Big youth event? What are we doing in big ways that reflects Christ?  What are the big events at your church?  Are you documenting them? I want to see and share these events with others.  Going viral should be the goal.  Get the people’s attention and then let the gospel do the rest.

One Church, One Body, One Mission.

I’ve been thinking a lot about this recently.  As a body of believers we are one church, but we operate on the assumption of defined communities.  This isn’t a bad thing.  We need tighter communities to foster intimacy so we can see real growth in our spiritual walks together.  Communities, or brick and mortar churches, are essential to that fellowship that fosters a oneness in the body.  But, in the mission to reach those who are lost with the message of the gospel, sometimes individualized churches tend to be a hinderance to that mission.  We tend to box ourselves in when thinking of the next big idea for outreach to come out of our respective church communities.  As believers, we have been tasked with a big mission.  Why are we limiting ourselves, we have God on our side.

In the corporate world, everyone wants to keep their ideas to themselves in order to maximize their own profits, not those of their competitors. With-in the church community, this mode of operation should not exist.  Since I’ve been in church IT, I have realized the power in the sharing of information with in the body.  I’ve been blessed with the ability to be in constant contact with other church IT professionals, and the wealth of knowledge is astonishing.  Ideas are constantly being batted around, experiences shared, and minutes used.  Here’s what I don’t understand, why isn’t this being done else where in the church?

Maybe it is and I’m just not seeing it, but if that was the case, wouldn’t we be hearing more about church X and church Y teaming up to reach Z city.  I’ve heard of children’s ministries sharing curriculums, but when you do hear of it people seem amazed by it.  It seems everyone wants to make a buck off their idea.  Yes, we need a source of income, but should that really be our focus?  Well I want to see people come to Christ because of my ideas, let God take care of the money.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not trying to be critical of any particular church.  Nor, do I want this to be perceived as a rant.  I’ve seen resource sharing from time to time, but not nearly enough.  I came across this post the other day, and realized they have right idea.  I’m not sure I like the bigger church abandoning their mission, if only temporarily, to support the smaller church, but their heart is in the right place.  I guess this may be an “evangelical” idea, but there are a lot of churches like this out there.  Shouldn’t the big one’s lend a hand to the smaller ones if they share the same mission?  Denominations aside, aren’t we all in this for the same reason?

Again, I’m not trying to say that anyone church is doing a bad job of this, just that we should all be doing more.  I wouldn’t be true to this idea of sharing ideas if I didn’t, well, share it.

Checking in to the movement

Some time between 5th grade and now, four square changed meanings.  You know, the game with four squares on the ground and you have to bounce the ball into the other…… oh nevermind.  It was at least after I worked at a camp during college, because I distinctly remember trash talking some middle schoolers about my mad skills on the indoor four square court.  Now, it seems I’m trash talking coworkers about my foursquare skills, this time though the court is my phone and I’m the mayor. That’s right, I’m talking about location-based services.

Before I dive to far into the subject, I have to admit, I got sucked in.  I’m a chronic checkeriner (If that’s a word? If it isn’t, it will be soon.  Watch out Palin, I’m coming for you.).  I currently hold mayorships in…..(pause while checking my phone).. 7 places.  Also, and the let’s get real here, I was a little sad when I lost my Chick-fil-a mayorship.  Yet, even though I’m doing it, I still ask why and find it completely useless.  Well sort of.

The location-based social networking craze came out of no where and it’s gone crazy.  Just off the top of my head, there’s foursquare, yelp, gowalla, Facebook check in, SCVNGR, Loopt, and many more apps that one can install on to their mobile device. It makes me wonder how someone coming up with a new service thinks they will change the way we click a button to say, “We’re Here!”.  In old school terms, is there a better way to raise your hand to say you’re in class?  Maybe that’s whats next, kids “checking in” at school.  Wait, they probably already do.

I see where retailers can use these services for giving out deals and coupons, we’ve taken advantage of 2 for 1 at Chipotle multiple times. It also makes sense that keeping up with friends is a nice plus, but isn’t that hard with all the service/app options? John’s on foursquare, Seth on gowalla, Mark on SCVNGR, it’s just so confusing.  But what’s the greater use for this?  I mean the technology is cool, but unless a better use is found, it will remain a gimmick and fall to the wayside like a 90’s slap bracelet.  Good news for you is that I think I found it.  It’s in the movement.

My wife noticed that when enough people check in at one location on foursquare that location “trends” to the top of the list so that anyone about to check in to a nearby location sees that trending location first.  Let’s look at this from a church perspective.  Let’s say you are having an outreach event.  Create an event location on any number of these location based services and then have staff and volunteers check in upon arrival.  Your outreach is now becoming a movement in the online social world, trending up across multiple services and reaching audiences that might not normally come to one of your events.  The end result is that, like flies to a bug zapper, people will stop by your event to just see what all the fuss is about.

This is probably already happening to a certain extent without anyone planning it to.  What I’m suggesting is that we be more purposeful with it.  Plan it out ahead of time.  It’s a very simple thing that could have far-reaching effects for your church in what we were put here to do.  So, spread the gospel one check in at a time.

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